it's not very often that i have so much to say about a subject that i have absolutely no idea where to begin...but this is one of those occasions. let me preface this by saying that i love marilyn monroe. love her like she was the last woman on earth, and she wanted nothing more than to cook for me...naked, love. like i've only loved two blondes in my life, and she is one of them love. like i don't even love the other one anymore (she was my first girlfriend) but i sure as hell still love marilyn, love. that's l-o-v-e, love. so yeah, i say that because this is in no way meant to be disparaging toward ms. monroe. i just found this to be one of the most amazing things i've ever heard. so, read this. and then allow me to ask a few questions.
1. a guy paid $1.5 million to "protect her privacy." yeah. sure buddy. (there is a question in there somewhere.)
2. how fucking famous do you have to be to get your sex tape placed in FBI custody!?!? and she's dead! (now that's called ACTUALLY being famous ms. hilton.)
3. joe d. couldn't fork over more that $25,000???? some cat paid 1.5 mil joe...and he didn't even know her. that was your wife man!
4. let me get this straight, j. edgar hoover...THE j. edgar hoover, brought in A FEW prostitutes to identify JFK's wang! there are like 10 questions here, but mostly i just want to know how you find A FEW of the president's prostitutes. did he keep them in a little house in back of the white house like Hef?
5. lastly, i'm wondering if marilyn monroe, the sexiest woman to ever live...EVER...can spend 15 minutes on a blowjob, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
Monday, April 14, 2008
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