institutions of higher earning.

so i'm sure that most of you have heard about "cocaine state," i mean san diego state university by now. if not, here's the quick run down. cops arrested nearly 100 people in possession of 2 kilos of coke, enough ecstasy to start 52 orgies at an old folks home, 48 weed plants (check the picture, that's a lot...and that's not even all of it), some other assorted goodies, oh and a few guns for good measure. from my understanding all this stuff was found in a couple frat houses. uuhhh, ya think!

now while school administrators, ex frat daddy presidents, and local officials are doing their best to try and seem shocked and horrified...i know better. now while i have never taken any elicit drugs, and have only recently become an alchoholic, i did, in my college days have a few run-ins with said party favors. my first exposure to the prevalence of drugs in college was at a "study group" at a sorority house. needless to say my sails were at half mast just to be invited into the sorority house, mostly because i hadn't yet found out that sorority girls were all doped up hookers. so about five minutes into being at the "study group" one of the girls asked me if i needed some NoDoz. IT WAS FOUR O'CLOCK IN THE AFTERNOON! a few minutes after that some other girls engaged me in a conversation about how one of them was worried that she had a deviated septum from doing so many lines the night before. IT WAS WEDNESDAY! from then on, the instances of learning that all these rich kids were completely half trashed all the damn time came fast and furiously. i couldn't figure out how it was that i was barely making C's and these dope fiends were getting straight A's. let me rephrase, i knew that i was flunking out cause i wasn't studying. i just couldn't figure out how they weren't. matter of fact i was more amazed that they weren't dropping dead like...well, like co-eds at san diego state. i did find out later that they were getting A's because a select number of frats (i.e., ALL OF THEM) have files of the old exams that they cheat with.

so you'll be glad to know that the crack (no pun intended) police farce in san diego only needed two college kids to O.D. in a few months time before they figured out they weren't dying from an excess of knowledge.

i can't even get into all of the details of this story, because there are so many fucking details. but what i would like to touch on is this disgusting perception that college is actually useful, and that the best kids in the country get to go. i had a classmate in high school who got into yale. he was poor (oddly, not poor enough to qualify for government aid) and couldn't find a way to pay for it. last time i heard about that kid he was waiting tables at a restaurant whose food wasn't very good.

they said that a couple of the drug dealers at S.D.S.U. were gonna become law enforcement, which by the looks of the new york kkk, i mean "police" they would have probably fit right in. but that's for another time.

don't get me wrong, i'm sure if you're gonna be a chemist (that wasn't supposed to be a joke), or a mathematician , or a rocket scientist you probably need to go to college to learn that shit. but the rest of us just go because we can afford to (kinda), and that's what you have to do in order to not get "naturally selected" out of the damn earning class. or in my case, because that's where all the hot girls were...who weren't pregnant. what i'm saying is that college is a damn joke. that anyone who uses it to convince people that because they got a degree they are smart is also a damn joke. and that kids like these fucking coke heads are gonna get off, while they're killing their classmates with tainted product, is also a damn joke.

the moral of this story: say no to drugs and stay in school.