howdy doodly neighbor.

wowzers! how about those last few weeks, eh? let me begin by offering half an apology for not writing lately. only half an apology because i've been diligently out living in order to provide all of you with interesting little tidbits of information to hopefully brighten your day. i know i'm suuuuuch a thoughtful guy. and it's not about the money...i do it all for you. :)

now that i'm back in action i've got lots to discuss. i'm gonna pace myself though, because let's face it, my life isn't that exciting, so i don't want to blow my wad all on one post. so you'll all be happy to know that life is grand, and i've never felt better. mostly because i've managed to trim just about all of the negative people out of my life (short of some douches at my job). and yes, this REALLY is me writing. and NO, my body hasn't been taken over by aliens. which i wouldn't necessarily object to, as long as there were no anal probes involved, and i could get it back eventually.

so in my mission to help my fellow human beings, here is the news and notes of the week. i picked up a book by felix dennis called, how to get rich. i've been promoting this thing to a few of my closest friends, and figured that i'd share it with the rest of you as well. i haven't actually gotten to the "getting rich" part of the book yet, but his ideas on which types of people are capable of becoming rich are very interesting in and of themselves. i'm guessing a lot of you are going to have some gut check minutes realizing that you're not really built like that. but again, interesting nonetheless. and besides, who says that a guy worth $900 million dollars even knows what he's talking about.

what else? if you haven't done minnesota in the summer, i highly recommend it. scenic. quaint. a ton of really great old victorians. fun times. well, i think that'll be it for now. you know i'm not as young as i used to be...gotta pace myself. hope you've all been well. and don't forget, sex with midgets can be fun, just make sure there are no ceiling fans around.