the chicken or the...ham.

speaking of black guys...

so i've often pondered a little question about girls who "only date black guys." i mean, i've often pondered tons of questions about those girls, but this one in particular actually seems half interesting. i don't know if anyone else has noticed this, but it appears that a large percentage of these girls are, well, large-er. not necessarily fat or anything, just that they've reached their "oscar meyer status," (i.e., they plump when you cook 'em).

so here's my question, did these girls grow to like black guys because they feel like black guys are more likely to accept their curvy physique, or did they grow their curvy physiques because they like black guys? i mean i can understand either philosophy, i'm just not sure which one it is. the first hypothesis, is kind of a self preservation thing, right. "i (the girl) have all this jelly. hence i need a man whose toast is adequate enough to accommodate it." (don't worry; i'm smiling right now just writing this shit.) or the latter theory would be kind of the hunter mentality. which is to say, you don't catch lions with whole-grain wafers right? you want a lion, you better make sure you've got some beef.

so yeah, in closing i guess the question still remains, which comes first, the chicken(head) or the ham? i'm glad we had this talk.