so there's sumthin like 3 billion people in the world right. and being that i'm a hopeless romantic i believe that there is only one of them that is truly the right one for me. that girl who i'm going to meet and just know on the very first date that she is the one i want to spend the rest of my life with, raise a beautiful family with, and share all of the world’s blessings with. that said, i also believe that there are about 500,000 girls that could give me a really amazing orgasm...i'm just saying!
having come to this realization i really don't see what the big issue is about dating a girl whose friend you've dated. i mean, the girls i date are pretty. it follows then that they have pretty friends. which leads to a high probability that i would be interested in dating them as well. i really don't see what the big deal is. my friends are more than welcome to help themselves to any of my discarded slags. i'll even tell them which ones like a little scoop in the poop. (that was gross. i apologize.) but seriously, this thing we call life is about trying to be happy right? and while i don't believe in trying to reach said happiness by any means necessary or anything, i do think that we owe it to each other to lend a helping hand and give our friends a little "vaya con dios" if they wanna bang our ex's. i mean if i want to get at your friend there is a pretty good chance that...i'm just not that into you. :)
besides, this thing about completely de-animalizing (not a word) ourselves is such a crock! at our essence we're just monkeys with clothes. and since that is a biological fact, my personal belief is to stop pulling the wool over our own eyes and realize that this whole "you dated me so all my friends are off limits" shit just isn't natural. i mean, papa bears run through ALL the mama bears in their hood. why is it so "ugly" for me to do it?
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
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Very profound thinker you are..if you had enough game and were half as cool as you try to portray yourself to be..maybe the girls and their friends would wanna date you..but in your case the friends might NOT WANT TO DATE YOU..hmm maybe theyre just not into you either!.
Ouch Anonymous!
Here are my 2 cents. I can't recall what comedian said this but he was talking about how men see a girl they think is hot, seems cool, whatever and they think to themselves I want a girl LIKE that. And then girls see a guy they think is hot and they say I want THAT guy. Nevermind that he's married, has a girfriend, etc. So that kinda seems like what you're talking about. It's silly because like you said, there are 3 billion people in the world. So why go after the friends? It's likely that not only will the ex not be ok with it, but the friends, assuming they're good friends, won't be ok with it either.
It's also a male vs. female thing. We innately think differently about certain things, so women, generally speaking, are going to scoff at this whole notion.
Bottom line, there are plenty of girls out there, it's not worth causing drama by going after friends of girls you already dated, unless of course they give you the ok. If not, avoid it all together. No sense in adding some new nonsense to the mix.
ahhh, nothing like the smell of a little rage in the morning. could that be some of my leftovers lurking in the shadows? hmmm, i wonder whom. and for your information i am EXACTLY HALF AS COOL as i portray myself to be. thanks for reading!
maria, that comedian was chris rock. that bit was genius! and you are absolutely right, i need to do a better job of reducing the nonsense. if you could recommend a good support group i would greatly appreciate it. :)
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