did ricky martin come out of the closet, and i missed it? last i heard he was trying to convince people that he was hopelessly in love with this beautiful, giant-sized, spanish blonde...who was, let's be real, a little on the masculine side. i saw an interview with the two of them once, and never for a second doubted that if they were really together, ricky was livin' la vida loca at the business end of her strap-on while he washed the dishes. so anyway, fast-forward to today and he's on the cover of spanish people magazine holding his twins without a mother in sight. now when was the last time you saw a famous doting father on the cover of a magazine with his newborns, and the baby mama was nowhere to be found? hell, didn't britney and kevin even do a spread together?
so i do a little investigation, cause i'm about giving me faithful readers the down and dirty details, and i find out that these little latin l'efants (sorry, ninos doesn't start with an 'L'.) were born to a surrogate mother. seriously!?!? ricky, can i call you ricky? you want me to believe that not only were you madly in love with some hot spanish dominatrix, who according to you, you couldn't be with for some mysterious reason. but now you're telling me that you couldn't find some chick willing to have your babies without a contract? come on man, I KNOW 10 GIRLS WHO WOULD HAVE YOUR BABIES! you mean to tell me that you don't know a few???? so all this leads me back to my original point, did ricky come out of the closet and i missed it. it's cool ricky. we'll all still love your little hip swivel, even if you're gay. (oooopps! i just threw up in my mouth a little.) just stop lying to me!
1 comments:
He's still in the closet....waaaaaaay in the back. And I think the chick you're talking about is Rebecca de Alba and that was a long time ago. You need to start watching El Gordo y La Flaca again, even if you don't know what the hell they're saying.
Post a Comment