weekly wtf - my president is a fucking ninja!

so while last week was a tough call on what should make the weekly wtf, this week was absolutely NO contest. i'm sure everyone has seen this footage of soon to be ex-president bush getting moccasins hurled at him. this is the funniest shit that i've seen since star jones did that interview talking about how she shed that extra person she was carrying around by eating salad. riiiiight star. but, being the observant fellow that i am, getting the ninja shoes of death thrown at you is not nearly enough to earn the distinction of appearing in my blog. so what has earned baby bush this honor, you ask?

one, for someone who has tried and failed on countless occasions to throw a baseball 60 feet without skipping the fucking thing across the ground like a rock in huck finn, this dude dodged those damn shoes like he was auditioning to be neo's dad in the prequel to the matrix.

second, WHERE THE FUCK WAS THE SECRET SERVICE!?!? those cats must have been up for a damn week smoking that iraqi goodness! i didn’t see one of them show up until both shoes were thrown (homeboy had to reach down and take the second one off, mind you), and some REPORTERS tackled the assailant. if that doesn't convince you that everybody is done with mr. bush i don't know what will. And THEY WERE SHOES PEOPLE! i'm no physicist, but i'm pretty sure bullets travel faster. get on your jobs fellas.

third, all i could think about after was obama on the phone getting the names of every last agent on that detail to make sure none of those motherfuckers got within 100 miles of protecting his black ass.