weekly wtf - video edition!

so it's been a doozy of week already, and it got me thinking about what to do for this installment of weekly wtf. i mean i had planes killing families in their home, moms throwing "hooker parties" and having their sixteen-year-old daughters as the appetizer, and one of the more mundane but nevertheless newsworthy stories or the week, a governor selling a senate seat in order to get his wife on tv or some shit. with all of these tasty morsels to choose from i decided to go another way. one word: oprah. two words: oprah's fat ass is fat again. (ok, that's like five words.) so the weekly wtf is this: how in the hell is oprah getting fat (again) newsworthy. and not just newsworthy but HEADLINE newsworthy. i pulled this from CNN's homepage for god's sake. granted, a friend of mine would point out that CNN reports on britney spears too, but come on. the woman has been fat her whole life. i'm SURE she was a fat ass baby. sometimes she's less fat, but still...always...fat. let's stop being surprised by the obvious people. until then, enjoy ms. winfery in her 1980's splendor. love those pants girl! there's even a little tina and cher for all my queens out there!

fat. skinny. fat. skinny. it's like a jenny craig flip book!